Can you control who you’re attracted to, even when they’re NOTHING like the person everyone expects you to date?

On today’s Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billythekidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh dive into a hilarious, surprising and debate-filled morning before the second annual Corny Dog Walk kicks off tomorrow! A 30-year-old listener confesses that she’s developed a VERY specific type:“Home Depot dads.” She’s talking older guys with dad bods, faded jeans, beat-up work boots and the look of someone you might find roaming Home Depot at 8:30 on a Saturday morning.

Producer Pooh is back in Candice Court, and this time the charges involve a fancy lunch with one of the company’s big bosses. After getting invited to lunch, Pooh told the boss that Billythekidd and Candice Lopez had already left for the day. They hadn’t. Then Pooh proceeded to enjoy the lunch by ordering steak AND lobster, plus an Old Fashioned, while the boss kept things considerably lighter.

Is a 24-year dating gap too much? Was Pooh’s surf-and-turf boss lunch tacky? And what’s the most overrated thing YOU can think of?

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What if you could become a completely different person for just a few hours? One woman confesses that not even her husband knows about the secret life she’s been living. A couple of times a month, she dresses up, creates a fake name, career, husband, and backstory, then tours multi-million-dollar homes pretending she’s a serious potential buyer. She’ll even ask detailed questions and occasionally return for a second showing, despite knowing she could never afford the house.

She says she loves her real life, but there’s something thrilling about stepping into the shoes of her wealthy alter ego. Is it harmless fantasy and escapism, or has she taken pretending way too far?

Would you call this harmless escapism, or has she taken her fantasy life way too far? Tune in to hear the full Dirty Little Secret, and let us know what YOU would do!

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Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to live someone else’s life, even if it was only for an afternoon?

Today on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billythekidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into one of the most unusual Dirty Little Secrets yet. One listener confesses that she secretly visits open houses for multi-million-dollar mansions, dresses the part, creates an entirely fake identity and backstory, and convinces realtors that she might actually buy the place. The catch? Her friends, family, and even her husband have no idea she does it.

That raises the big question: Is this harmless escapism, or is there something deeper going on?

The crew brings in Dr. Chris from Taylor Counseling Group, a mental-health professional and friend of the show, to break down what's behind the behavior. His surprising take? She's not necessarily crazy at all. He describes the behavior as a form of escapism, essentially an elaborate version of daydreaming that allows someone to briefly step outside their everyday routine and imagine a different life.

The countdown to theCorny Dog Walk is on, but Producer Pooh's walking technique has suddenly become the main attraction.

After video of Pooh walking through the mall hit social media, listeners unleashed an absolutely ruthless collection of descriptions of his signature waddle

From a woman secretly pretending to be a millionaire, to an RSVP battle that could end friendships, a surprising job-interview red flag, Producer Pooh's legendary walk, and the inspiring story behind a State Fair scholarship, this episode goes everywhere.

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Would you risk your relationship with your own sister if you believed it meant protecting her kids? Today’s Dirty Little Secret comes from a woman who admits she anonymously reported her sister and brother-in-law to CPS after repeatedly noticing marks and welts on her young niece and nephew. Now her sister is furious, desperately trying to figure out who turned her family in, while the person responsible is sitting right beside her keeping the ultimate secret. Did she do the right thing, or did she cross a line that could tear their family apart forever?

Hear the full confession and decide for yourself. Tune in to Billy The Kidd In The Morning and tell us whose side you're on!

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If you believed kids in your own family were being hurt, would you stay out of it... or risk destroying the relationship to protect them?

Things get serious on Billy The Kidd In The Morning when Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh hear a Dirty Little Secret that sparks one of the show's biggest debates. A woman admits that she anonymously reported her own sister and brother-in-law to CPS after repeatedly seeing marks and welts on her young niece and nephew that she says came from discipline with a belt. Her sister has no clue who made the report, and now she's listening as her sister tries to figure out who "betrayed" the family. Producer Pooh gets BUSTED by the last person he expected: his own son! Pooh was supposed to walk backwards after losing Wheel of Misfortune, but Billy receives video evidence of him casually walking forward at the Galleria. And the evidence comes complete with his son's hilarious call-out:

Would your life actually be better if smartphones disappeared tomorrow? Today's Hot Take turns into a surprisingly deep debate about how phones have changed everything from dating and friendships to parenting, responsibility and work-life balance.  Billy argues that smartphones have made it easier to cancel plans, constantly look for the next person or opportunity, and never truly disconnect. Candice points out the other side: phones provide conveniences and connections that can genuinely make everyday life easier

Would YOU have called CPS on your own sister? And if smartphones disappeared tomorrow, would your life actually get better Tune in to Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez and Producer Pooh for the full conversation and all the chaos in between.

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Would you tell your best friend you had a past with her husband, or take that secret to the grave?

One woman is carrying a secret that’s getting harder to ignore. Years ago, before she and her best friend were close, she had a casual situationship with a guy. Nothing serious came from it, so when she later realized he might be perfect for her friend, she introduced them without ever revealing their history. Fast-forward to today, and the introduction worked better than anyone could have imagined. Her friend married him, they had a child, and our caller is now so close to the family that she’s the godmother to their daughter. The two couples even hang out together, yet neither she nor the husband has ever revealed what happened between them years ago. Now every time her best friend jokes, “Istill can’t believe you found my husband,” the guilt hits all over again. There are no lingering feelings and everyone is happy, but she knows that if the truth ever comes out another way, it could change everything. Should she finally come clean, or could telling the truth cause more damage than keeping the secret?

Tune in to Dirty Little Secret on Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh, and decide: confession time or take it to the grave?

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If your best friend was happily married to someone you secretly hooked up with years ago, would you tell her the truth or take that secret to the grave? Monday gets messy fast on Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh, as the crew tackles friendship secrets, controversial job interview tests, parenting debates, relationship anniversaries, and plenty of ridiculous Monday-morning chaos.The morning starts with everything from Candice’s weekend cooking experiments and sweet potato brownies to Producer Pooh’s aunt attempting to play matchmaker for him at Outback. Billy also gets a reality check while shopping for his son's homecoming outfit after his teenager casually wanders into Neiman Marcus looking for clothes.Then things get complicated with a conversation about which relationship milestones actually deserve an anniversary. Wedding anniversary? Obviously. First date? Maybe. But your first kiss anniversary, moving-in anniversary, or the anniversary of becoming social-media official? Billy thinks some couples might be doing way too much, while Candice argues there’s nothing wrong with finding more reasons to celebrate. Producer Pooh then shocks everyone by admitting he's never posted a woman he's dated on social media.

Tune in now to Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh and decide whose side you're on!

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Today's anonymous guest is a son worried about his father's new online romance. His parents divorced when he was younger, and his dad has largely remained single ever since. Now, Dad has finally connected with a younger woman on Facebook and seems happier than he's been in years. There's just one huge problem: his son doesn't think the woman actually exists. Her photos look suspiciously perfect, there are no normal pictures with family or friends, and despite all their conversations, she has never FaceTimed or even spoken to his dad on the phone. The caller suspects the entire identity may be fake or AI-generated, but he's terrified that revealing the truth could crush his lonely father.Billy, Candice, and Pooh debate whether he should intervene now before his dad becomes even more emotionally invested, or gather more evidence before destroying something that's currently making his father happy.

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What would you do if your dad finally found someone who made him happy, but you were almost positive she wasn’t even real?

That’s the dilemma at the center of today’s Dirty Little Secret on Billy The Kidd In The Morning. A listener says his divorced father has finally started opening his heart again after years of being single. There’s just one huge problem: the woman he met on Facebook may be completely fake, possibly even AI-generated. She won’t FaceTime, she won’t talk on the phone, and every photo looks almost too perfect. Now his son is stuck deciding whether to protect his dad’s happiness or tell him something that could crush him. As Billy puts it,“You can’t let your dad go too far down this path.” The crew also makes abig State Fair announcement! The famousCorny Dog Walk is coming back, with Billy planning to make the long walk to the State Fair of Texas while giving away tickets along the route. This year, though, they’re taking it a step further by releasing a special Corny Dog Walk T-shirt and putting the proceeds toward charitable efforts connected with the State Fair of Texas and the North Texas community. And yes, the shirt features Billy in his corny dog costume looking like he barely survived last year’s walk.

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