What started as a late-night Taco Bell run quickly turned into a confession our listener isn't exactly proud of.

After getting cut off in traffic and wearing an entire fountain drink thanks to a reckless driver, frustration got the best of him. Ready to confront the driver, he pulled up alongside the vehicle—only to discover the other guy was absolutely massive and definitely not someone he wanted to argue with.

So what happened next?

Instead of starting a fight, he followed the driver to a Walmart parking lot, waited for him to go inside, and took revenge in the most unexpected way possible: by smearing his girlfriend's bean burrito all over the man's windshield.

The problem? His girlfriend was expecting to eat that burrit

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Today's Dirty Little Secret delivered one of the most emotional and relatable moments we've heard in a long time.

A devoted mother of two preschoolers called the show carrying a secret she's been afraid to say out loud: she hates summer.

Not because she doesn't love her children but because she's exhausted.

With no family nearby, limited resources for childcare, and two young kids demanding her attention every waking moment, she confessed that she's reached her breaking point. Between constant fights, endless messes, and never having a moment to herself, she revealed that her only escape is hiding in the bathroom for an hour after bedtime sometimes just sitting on the floor and crying.

The conversation quickly became a powerful reminder that parental burnout is real, and that even the most loving parents can feel overwhelmed. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh offered support and perspective, while listeners flooded the show with encouragement, advice, and reassurance that she isn't alone

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Have you ever loved your kids more than anything in the world… but still desperately needed a break from them?

On this powerful, funny, and unexpectedly emotional episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh take listeners on a rollercoaster of laughter, honesty, parenting struggles, and unforgettable hot takes.

The show kicks off with stories from the weekend, including a Rangers game adventure, Producer Pooh's unexpected battle with a swarm of angry wasps that ended with a fully-clothed dive into a swimming pool, and a discussion about the simple joy of introducing a new generation to their very first radio.

But the heart of the episode comes during Dirty Little Secret, when an overwhelmed mother of two preschoolers bravely confesses something she's been terrified to say out loud: she hates summer because she's completely exhausted by the nonstop demands of parenthood.

With no nearby family support, limited financial resources, and two young children at home 24/7, she's reaching a breaking point and questioning whether she's a bad mom for feeling overwhelmed.

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He Faked His Muscles to Impress Her… Now Everything Could Fall Apart! 

How far would you go to impress someone you're dating—and what happens when the truth is about to come out?

On this hilarious and unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into one of the most jaw-dropping Dirty Little Secrets they've heard in a while.

A listener calls in with a dating dilemma that's almost too unbelievable to be true. After meeting a stunning woman he believes is completely out of his league, he secretly starts wearing a muscle-enhancing compression shirt to boost his confidence. The problem? The relationship is getting serious, and he's running out of time before she discovers that his impressive physique isn't exactly what it seems.

As the listener struggles to figure out his next move, the show debates honesty, confidence, insecurity, and whether a great sense of humor can outweigh a bad first impression. Candice offers practical relationship advice, while Billy and Producer Pooh take the conversation in a wildly unexpected direction involving fake work trips, disappearing acts, and a completely ridiculous "parasite" cover story.

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Would you tell someone you're dating that the muscles they've been admiring aren't actually real?

On this wildly chaotic edition of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh battle through technical disasters, flat tires, questionable food recalls, and one of the most unforgettable Wheel of Misfortune punishments ever!

The show kicks off with a morning full of unexpected setbacks, but things quickly get even more interesting during Dirty Little Secret when a listener confesses that he’s been wearing a fake muscle-enhancing shirt on every date with a gorgeous woman who’s completely out of his league. Now that things are getting serious, he’s desperate to figure out how to come clean before she discovers the truth for herself. The team's advice—and the listener's creative cover-up ideas—lead to one of the funniest conversations of the morning.

Later, tensions rise during Wheel of Misfortune as Billy loses trivia and is forced to face the consequences. What starts as a harmless punishment quickly turns into a hilarious on-air saga involving recalled food, parasite concerns, stomach regrets, and nonstop jokes from Candice and Pooh.

Plus, the team reacts to Tom Holland becoming the first celebrity to throw up during the infamous Hot Ones challenge and shares plenty of behind-the-scenes moments that prove sometimes the best radio happens when everything goes wrong.

Memorable Moment: "Girl, I got the parasite. I'm withering down to nothing!" — Billy's completely ridiculous dating advice that had the entire studio laughing.

If you love unpredictable mornings, laugh-out-loud listener confessions, friendly chaos, and the kind of show where absolutely anything can happen, this episode is for you.

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What if someone you turned down years ago was actually "the one that got away"?

In this unforgettable edition of Dirty Little Secret on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, an anonymous caller shares a surprising confession that leaves Billy completely speechless. The caller claims that back during Billy's nightclub DJ days, he repeatedly approached her, bought her drinks, invited her out, and even asked her to attend a concert with him in Chicago. The problem? She turned him down every single time.

Now, years later, life looks a lot different.

After going through a divorce and reflecting on the past, she admits she may have completely misjudged Billy. What she once saw as a confident radio personality and club DJ with "player" energy, she now realizes may have been a genuinely nice guy trying to get to know her.

The confession sparks a hilarious and honest conversation between Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh about dating, first impressions, missed opportunities, and whether persistence is romantic or just plain desperate.

Was Billy really asking her out that many times? Did she miss her chance with someone special? And would she say "yes" if he asked her out today?

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On this hilarious and unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, featuring Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh, an anonymous caller drops a shocking Dirty Little Secret that leaves Billy completely stunned.

The caller claims that years ago—during Billy's nightclub DJ days at the legendary Purgatory—he repeatedly asked her out and even invited her to a concert in Chicago. The twist? She said no... every single time. Now years later, she's divorced, still single, and admits she'd probably say yes if Billy asked her out today.

Was Billy really that persistent? Is her memory playing tricks on her? Or did a missed connection come back around nearly two decades later? The debate quickly becomes one of the most entertaining and unexpected moments of the show.

Meanwhile, the chaos continues as Producer Pooh pays the price for losing Wheel of Misfortune again.

After listeners helped pick his punishment, Pooh is forced to wear a Britney Spears crop top, denim skirt, fishnet tights, sandals, and a leopard-print scarf. If that wasn't bad enough, another loss lands him with a second punishment: riding a Razor scooter everywhere he goes—including important work meetings.

Watching Pooh attempt to maintain his dignity while navigating hallways and corporate meetings may be one of the funniest Wheel of Misfortune moments yet.

Is Persistence Attractive... or Desperate?

The show tackles a question that immediately sparked conversation:

If someone turns you down once, should you ever ask again?

Billy, Candice, and Pooh debate where the line exists between confidence, persistence, dedication, and outright desperation.

Does asking multiple times show genuine interest?

A parent writes in after a disagreement with her husband about their 11-year-old son's drum lessons.

The child hasn't shown much interest, rarely practices, and doesn't seem naturally gifted at it. Mom thinks quitting teaches the wrong lesson and wants him to stick it out. Dad believes they're wasting money on something their son clearly doesn't enjoy.

Judge Candice weighs in on commitment, passion, and whether parents should encourage persistence—or recognize when it's time to move on

Listen now and join the fun! Be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends. And if you've ever had a "what if" moment from your past, this episode will definitely hit home.

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Have you ever been so attracted to someone that you'd consider changing your entire life just to avoid them?

On this wild edition of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle a jaw-dropping Dirty Little Secret from a happily married woman who admits she's seriously considering leaving her job because of an overwhelming attraction to a coworker. Is it harmless chemistry, emotional cheating, or a sign of something bigger? The crew dives into a passionate debate that had listeners flooding the show with opinions.

The morning gets even crazier when Billy shares a real-life story that sounds straight out of a movie. What started as a routine coffee run quickly turned into a front-row seat to a major police operation involving undercover officers, gunfire, and a suspect on the loose. Billy recounts the surreal moment officers ordered him to drop everything and evacuate immediately.

Plus, Producer Pooh finds himself in trouble after losing another round of the infamous Wheel of Misfortune. The punishment? Letting the show pick his outfit for an entire day including important meetings. Candice Court-A first date takes a bizarre turn when a woman's best friend unexpectedly joins the dinner, stays for nearly an hour, and even orders a full meal.

If you laughed, cringed, debated, or related to anything from today's show, make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with a friend. Catch Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh every morning for the stories, laughs, and chaos you won't hear anywhere else!

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Can you be completely in love with your spouse and still find yourself obsessing over someone else?

That emotionally charged question fuels one of the most fascinating and relatable conversations yet on Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh.

In this unforgettable edition of Dirty Little Secret, an anonymous caller shares a confession that's been haunting her for months. She's happily married, deeply loves her husband, and insists she's never crossed any boundaries. But after meeting a coworker six months ago, she's experiencing a level of attraction and chemistry she never expected—and it's becoming impossible to ignore.

What makes this story so compelling isn't an affair or a betrayal. Nothing inappropriate has happened. No flirting. No secret texts. No hidden meetings. Yet the emotional pull has become so strong that she's seriously considering transferring departments—or even quitting her job altogether to protect her marriage.

As her story unfolds, Billy, Candice, and Pooh tackle the complicated realities of attraction, commitment, temptation, and emotional boundaries. Is this simply a harmless crush? A natural part of being human? Or has she already crossed a line without realizing it?

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